So the following haiku's that I wrote for today are in no way, shape, form or fashion supposed to be good. I am merely taking out a bit of anger at my printer that has decided to be completely worthless. I never hated a brand so much before this day canon should probably rebrand to something more fitting like can not!
If I wanted to pay for crap I'd go somewhere that only offers bathrooms to paying customers... Dear piece of crap...uh, I mean printer, enoy the ride to the dump.
Okay, that's it, I'm done. Those were kind of lame but I'm to angry to come up with something more clever or even poetic. Womp. Who wants to buy me a new printer?